It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
