This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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