You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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