I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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