One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize