I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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