I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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