your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
