Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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