That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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