Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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