I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
love makes seman taste better
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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