Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
i've created a new STD.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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