So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I just want to make out with him forever
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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