i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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