So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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