I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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