He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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