Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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