Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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