my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the day after is always just damage control
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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