Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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