Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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