How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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