Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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