Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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