part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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