Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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