She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize