don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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