Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We're using joints as your birthday candles
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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