I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
there is another microwave in the elevator.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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