Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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