You work out of a Hotel?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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