I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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