Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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