BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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