And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
there is glitter all over my balls
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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