Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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