I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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