I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize
