Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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