why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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