i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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