Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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