please come you make the beer taste better
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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