2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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