all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
time to smoke my breakfast
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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