let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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