Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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