He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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