Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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