Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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