Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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