whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
